By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 23:15 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
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MolesterStallone 13

I would have punched him in the face...

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zandalee 19

You need to report him and the dog. Imagine if it had been a child that this dog had attacked! It will attack again. Sounds like it has before judging by the owners response!

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FilleNoir 21

Well if you run fast past a dog... They are bound to attack/jump on you. Ydi/ Fyl

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Really? Do all dogs do that? Because I passed a few dogs while running and nothing happened. Are you sure you're not making up shit just to put the blame on OP?

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Climaxx 11

When somebody runs past my dog he walks to the side & lets them past. It's all in the training..

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esines 9

He was on a jogging track dumbass, you expect him to just creep along because there is a dog and as everyone apparently knows "running past a dog = dog attack"

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poofpeytey 3

The dog, and the owner need to be trained

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GovernorGeneral 8

For all we know, you could've edited that...

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jburd45 1

you shouldve turned around real fast and ran at the dog and barked at it acting all crazy. like Brian does to the crying baby in the restraint on family guy

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jburd45 1

already corrected my typo so you look stupid

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kprando25 8

85: you look even more stupid because you spelled restaurant wrong

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Lunasis 14

yeah and you corrected it wrong. good job

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shawnaishere 14

Let's hope the dog doesn't have rabies or anything

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mrsmaglietta 6

that's when you sue him

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astralvagan 20

I'm not trying to defend the owner, but perhaps your body language was threatening to the dog. Or maybe the dog was just mean. Personally, I would sue his ass!

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