Dogs and Animals: Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and...

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 23:15 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 15:31 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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By SientoBenteCar - 11/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML

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By -_- - 29/03/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 00:02

Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML

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By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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MolesterStallone 13

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:46

I would have punched him in the face...

zandalee 19

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:52

You need to report him and the dog. Imagine if it had been a child that this dog had attacked! It will attack again. Sounds like it has before judging by the owners response!

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klx125cross 9

Sunday 2 September 2012 14:29

That bitch is a bitch!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 2 September 2012 14:38

Maybe the dog wasn't digging your Usain Bolt cockiness...

fatalwish 6

Sunday 2 September 2012 14:48

judo chop that air thief in the throat next time op.

Toothbrush12 9

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:03

52- firstly, you should not be doing judo outside a dojo, unless a human is attacking you. Secondly, there is no such thing as a "judo chop". Judo is a grappling sport, consisting of throws, trips, footsweeps and hold-downs. I don't have a clue about other martial arts, but I think that the "chops" that you envision are more for karate. Thirdly, it is illegal to do judo without a license, and we don't know if OP had a license. Fourthly, it takes AGES to learn judo techniques. You get the picture? Lol... I'm sorry about this comment!

nickolascronk 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:00

Sue his ass off

sajupt 17

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:05

U shud have beaten the owner n dog to death...

bRower 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:13

Someone has already beaten your spelling, so why not a dog?

Darkme 1

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:29

that owner is retarded

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:53

In the neighborhood I grew up in, egotistical fuckwits had pit bulls, and let them roam loose to maul kids and the elderly. I don't know why the most incompetent people choose pit bulls. Then act surprised when they attack. Pits should only be owned by a competent and experienced owner who properly trains them.