By Notasinner - 24/05/2012 22:39 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 855
You deserved it 2 195

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"The power of Christ compels you bitch"

Look mommy! That man is giving free showers. Oh sweet Jesus! Honey, walk faster.

Comments

How do they expect to be raptured when they're wearing signs? They should run around with no clothes on, babbling about how they feel the weight decreasing from their body.

haha good old london! there's a guy who has a hot dog stand in southampton and he blasts his christian music all day, dances around and attempts to heal people with his mind. every town needs one (Y)

Yeah I think thats more of a nutcase than a "Street Preacher" which usually means "Street condemner" XD

22cute 17

Why don't we have interesting nutjobs like that in my town? Nothing here but people wanting to guess where you got your shoes.

wlddog 14

Maybe you could sneak a sign onto the back side of the sandwich board that says "The End" then have an arrow pointing at his butt.

fuqsam 5

You should have taken off running and screaming "IT BURNS!!!" nothing is more priceless then seeing a bible pusher's jaw drop. Haha

ChickInGreenVans 12

LOL!! Those people really get to me.. No Jokes**

Who uses the word "nigh" these days....and an e at the end of shit? WTF?

Us Brits use the word 'shite' pretty often. It's pronounced shy-t. The more you know.

zumiez069 5

Im sorry everyone but im pretty sure this is fake because there was a pic with a homeless guy holding a sign saying the same

Yes, because 'The end is nigh' is such a unique, original statement to write.