By Notasinner - 24/05/2012 22:39 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML
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ICastillo 24

"The power of Christ compels you bitch"

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Meowingtons500 18

Look mommy! That man is giving free showers. Oh sweet Jesus! Honey, walk faster.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Keep your composure guys.. No need for being harsh now.. Now pack away those boxing gloves**

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perdix 29

You had us all fooled that you were this Goody Two Shoes, and you're just mad that this prophet outed you as the "evil shite" you truly are! Now, clean up your act and maybe you can walk around in a sammich board.

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ImTheAlpha 30

Hah, I had some dude decked out in crosses chasing me around the mall screaming about how "the power of Christ compels me".

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charlesPscene 4

YDI for being an evil shite. Jk, FYL op

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skyeyez9 24

Sounds like something the Westboro Baptist church in Kansas would do. That church is full of hateful assholes who ridicule everybody and protest at funerals.

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OMGMAN84 0

Lol that "holy water" may have been pee :P lol ...I dont envy you

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Cinderella_Man 10

You should have thrown a pint of Bitters on him, saying it's what the flying spaghetti monster would have wanted. Erm wait, that would have been a waste of good Ale. Better to just get besotted and puke on him!

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BTR_lover 1

I can't stand "Christians" like that. They're a disgrace to our religion. Religion isn't just something you can throw upon someone, it's free will. I don't think you deserve this at all.

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yourafool 0

I'm pretty sure that's from monty python and the holy grail

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fmlmaymay 0

This is why I'm atheist

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ebonyirony 29

Yeah it makes you immune to that stuff.

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gracehi 31

Yes, because the actions of a lunatic are a great reason to be an atheist. Who needs personal convictions? After all, everyone knows that atheists are immune to insanity, while all Christians are raving lunatics.

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