By you ripped them off ages ago - 17/08/2014 06:15 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 062
You deserved it 16 333

Same thing different taste

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Threats to remove ones manhood is the best kind of contraception...

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mins after having my fifth my husband asked when we could try for our sixth he got told the same as whst you did haha

even though I clicked you deserved I do kind of agree your life sucks op just because it takes two to make a baby. so either she needs to get her tubes tied or you need a little snip snip as well

Takes two to make a baby but only one goes through life changing pain and transformation

So? She still consents to that when they get into it.

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!" Although that only applies if the baby was a girl.

Don't take it personally. A lot of women say that during pregnancy, labor, and after birth.

OMG people, it was a joke! Do you know how many women say that in a good-natured way to their husbands after having a baby? And obviously if everyone laughed, it was meant to be taken as such. OP, just be grateful you have a wife who loves you and a healthy, beautiful baby! Not everyone gets that opportunity in their life!

OP didnt seem to take it as a joke, though. Even if it was a joke to evertone else, it is still a very real possibility. Altgough, it most likely wont happen, the trauma of hearing that would affect any guy.

RedPillSucks 31

Every woman who says that right after child birth is really only half joking. The part of her that's got a firm grip on his neck or balls is serious.

If she ripped them off ages ago, she can surgically reattach them and then rip them off again. Don't worry OP, it's just the after baby hormones talking. I'd just possibly stay away from the kitchen when she's in there just in case.

ea247 20

Well four kids is enough right?

My wife said the same thing to me after we had our first, but we still had a second one, to go along with the kids we had with previous spouses. No chance of a third though, she had her tubes tied and I had a vasectomy after #2

Why would you both have the procedure done? I'm pretty sure one of you getting it is sufficient, unless one of you was worried about getting someone else pregnant or getting pregnant by someone else? :/

if you absolutely, under NO circumstances, DO NOT want to have another child, you can NEVER be too safe.

Considering I've known several women who became pregnant after having their tubes tied, I can definitely say that this makes sense. Better safe than sorry !

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Your friend was probably just lucky enough to have a relatively easy birth and pregnancy. Some women have a truly horrible time e.g they're in labour for a ridiculously long period of time or there are complications during the birth. I It varies from person to person

Respect101 17

"Its not as bad as everyone thinks it is" the complications can sometimes be so severe the mom dies. So birth can be stressful for everyone involved.

There is a huge difference between someone who has given birth once, and someone who has given birth four times. Some births are easy, while others are difficult. In addition, it also depends on how old the mother is at the time.

You would think tgat on the fourth it would beveasier, because everything is stretched out.

Aero_x 21

Every pregnancy is unique in it's own way. You never meet two of the same exact people in the world!

#30 my mom had 6 kids I was apparently the easiest because I was a veiled birth so I came out very easy but my lil bro was the most difficult and painful according to her. Every birth is different

With every child you have it gets harder and harder on your body and not everybody has an easy pregnancy nor labor. Every pregnancy is different and honestly, you probably should ask a woman what it's like....not a child having a child. JS

52- I don't think it's fair of you to say that. I agree the vast majority of women have nothing close to an easy pregnancy and labour and I'm sure the experience differs between individuals. But I don't think it's fair to invalidate the 15 year old's experience because of her age. 15 is a very young age to be having a child, but she's still a human being, she still went through pregnancy and labour. What makes her experience any less valid than an older woman's?

Actually I was her 5th birth and her easiest one. My lil bro was her 6th and most difficult so that theory is kinda bunk

52 I don't agree with you, before people would marry off their daughters really young and they would have children at that age and even younger so that isn't really fair of you to say

RedPillSucks 31

That's because she's too stupid to know any better.