By shit.jpg - 25/08/2015 19:22 - United States - Waban

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 807
You deserved it 4 041

Same thing different taste

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@1, says the person who doesn't know the difference between of and 've.

"Should of"? Jesus. That's like nails scraping across the English class' chalkboard.

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corky1992 33

Probably should have followed up on the note instead of just assuming. You know what assume means right? You definitely made an ass of yourself lol.

I find it funny everyone is saying that OP should have called the parent, what teacher did you have that actually called your parent to confirm a note? Never had it happen in my life. Besides if it looks like a fake, it usually is. The father's poor grammar and spelling is a viable reason for it to be fake, I cannot name a teacher I had that would have phoned up to check if it was accurate, they would have called bullshit and moved on. The OP made a mistake, but really the OP had a class to run and who makes a phone call to a parent unless absolutely necessary during class?

#39, that was your school. None of the schools I was in did that. They never checked with the parents to see if the doctors note or excuse was real.

My school failed to check a note exactly once, and they learned to never make that mistake again because they made a girl participate in relay day and about ten minutes in she dropped because she couldn't breathe. Her mother had written the note and wasn't very strong at the English language and the girl was getting over a lung infection. Regardless of how well a teacher thinks their "bullshit detector" is working if a student is flat out telling you they have a medical issue and a note, they need to double check and not assume they are right.

@66 I think if the OP was aware the child and/or parents had another primary language the teacher would have thought longer on calling a parent for confirmation. Let's have a little faith in the people teaching our kids. The post should be appreciated for its irony, and not providing the opportunity to bash teachers.

The OP may not have ever met the student in questions parents prior to this issue. Sometimes you don't realize that a person's parents don't speak the language because the child does due to attending the public school system in the country. I give the OP the benefit of not knowing but as someone who also has a father with terrible handwriting and a grandfather who not only has bad handwriting but spells terribly and misuses words due to the way he was taught growing up, I'm still bothered by the assumption that the kid was faking and the lack of verification. The proper thing to do in the first place would have been to contact the kids parents even if it means sending the kid to the schools office to do so. That way if they are faking it, the parents are made aware of what they are trying to pull and if they aren't the OP doesn't wind up in this kind of situation.

YDI for being a PE teacher. Nobody likes you.

How does a fathers note compare to a doctors note?

This happened to me once when I was a kid, because my Mum wrote the note in sparkly purple gel pen. If the teacher had known me at all, they'd have realised I wouldn't be caught dead writing with a sparkly purple gel pen at that point...

I see notes like that from my daughter's teachers too sometimes. Scary!