Intimacy: Today, a friend of mine and I were talking about how hygienic...

By roxyriley - 07/12/2009 09:30 - United States

Today, a friend of mine and I were talking about how hygienic we are. She mentioned she hadn't shaved her downstairs in a while. I was looking at the computer when she said this so when I turned to look at her I saw she had pulled down her pants and underwear. I was face to face with hairy muff. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 05:01

Today, I wore leggings without underwear. When I got in the car after a busy shopping day, I realized that my pubes had poked through the fabric and my bush was on the outside of my pants. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By Hairy ass - 08/02/2024 00:00 - Germany - Frankfurt am Main

Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML

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Monday 7 December 2009 16:35

Her muff has a face?

theshadow013 0

Monday 7 December 2009 17:33

Seriously, as long as you bathe, body hair is perfectly normal. Sure society says its EWWW GROSS but grow the **** up people. Stop being thirteen.

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nikki9tails 3

Sunday 13 March 2011 12:40

nothing wrong with all natural but I see your straight lol awesomely funny

squid93 9

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:21

I love the all natural look and feel of a hairy bush on a woman, love to feel it against my face as I play!

hovibaby 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 3:32

r u gay or something? vag to the face does not =fml

wintamint101 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:15

that made me vomm

bewbies 3

Friday 17 June 2011 2:59

kiss that beaver

ZielZone 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 14:36

idiot

puppytaco64 8

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:20

Lips to lips, lmao

D37H100 5

Monday 21 November 2011 20:57

"you're muff cabbage" ha south park.

vareladj97 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 4:20

Eww well at least her cuch was clean hopefully

A7X2012 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 17:33

Thats muffed up lol

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