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By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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You deserved it 1 862

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By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 573

You deserved it 3 225

By giantsfan2010 - 23/09/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 552

You deserved it 28 614

By Tripartita - 07/07/2016 13:31 - United States

Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML

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You deserved it 78

It's mine now

By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 20:00

Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 660

You deserved it 142

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad brought home a used hunk of junk from someone he knew. It was covered in rust and dents, and the engine was making weird noises. Thinking he was being generous, he said to me, "When you get your license, you'll be driving it!" It then died with a loud bang and black smoke from under the hood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 442

You deserved it 116

Nope, not me

By mycar - 20/08/2013 17:40 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 970

You deserved it 6 304

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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You deserved it 39 067

By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 303

You deserved it 35 599

Beater

By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I bought a used car from a private dealer my parents had recommended. On my way home they called to tell me that their car broke down. They bought it last week from the same guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 475

You deserved it 75

By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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You deserved it 5 227

Googolman 29

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:52

Offer your friend a ride to school and then show up in your "dorkmobile". It'll probably make it awkward for them.

mrlucky22 18

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:52

You auto get a new friend.

Comments

AyeJay101 25

Wednesday 30 March 2016 14:54

Some "dorkmobiles" turn out to be really luxurious cars... But you know... A car is a car, be happy it's yours :)

Eleora 19

Wednesday 30 March 2016 15:07

"I'm Dorkman." Lol

extremereviews 26

Wednesday 30 March 2016 15:49

If it's a pt cruiser YDI

work_while_bent 13

Wednesday 30 March 2016 16:00

It's a Nissan Juke, isn't it?

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 30 March 2016 17:55

You mean the Nissan Joke?

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 31 March 2016 7:08

I dunno. I'd whip a Nismo Juke RS

soulreaper12296 28

Wednesday 30 March 2016 16:04

What type of car is it?

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 30 March 2016 16:12

I want to know what this friend drives. Or IF this friend drives...

xcllla_ 27

Wednesday 30 March 2016 16:21

A crap car is better than no car. Eventually you'll buy a better one.

jmck1998 8

Wednesday 30 March 2016 16:34

A real dork mobile would be one with a Bernie sticker on it.

Kaoticwolf 17

Wednesday 30 March 2016 16:52

was it a prius

mwali02 32

Wednesday 30 March 2016 17:40

That sounds like the comment of a friend that doesn't have a car. Don't mind the haters.

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Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Today, I complained to my boyfriend that he won’t let me meet his family. He sarcastically replied, “What, you mean my wife and kids? You’re a mistress, remember? You don’t get to meet my family.” FML

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Today, I tried to show my little cousin how to ride a bike without training wheels. Not only did I crash into a bush, but the handlebars hit me in the nuts, and I ended up rolling around like a Labrador in shit in front of the neighbors. FML

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Today, my sister burned herself on purpose with a curling iron. Why? She thought it would be cool to have a scar that "tells a story." My sister is 22. FML

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Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

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Today, I got rejected for a job because they claimed I faked my entire resume. Their excuse? I'm too pretty to be smart. FML

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Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

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Today, after 3 days of vigorously scrubbing primer on the walls with a painting roller, I finally realized that simply re-wetting the roller after each stroke is the correct and easier way. Dang, can I be slow to catch on sometimes. FML

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