By ThatSlappinBass - 18/04/2015 02:00 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
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ThatSlappinBass 32

Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.

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xluciferx666 21

Sounds like a regular game of cards to me

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Daevas 18

Seems like the dog was also against humanity...

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ThatSlappinBass 32

Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.

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ItsDutch 16

Sounds like you guys would get along with my family during game night. Let the Chaos Begin!

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cari_cat 19

It sounds like she just wanted to get them out hahaha. At least it wasn't violent :)

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teentee401 36

I'm going to start saying "suck these nipples"

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DaBayst 15

I'd hate to see what would happen if you guys played Uno or Monopoly.

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im_a_black_guy 10

Or somehow combine all three and play them all at the same time

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ladytigerhunts 20

But how can you even behave normal after your best friends mom whipped her **** out?!

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krisseyDJ 20

The female version of "suck my dick"

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Vlen_fml 20

I think the question we all want to know is, were they decent ****?

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RedPillSucks 31

damn. i miss all the good gatherings

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kost4060 14

See this how you know it's your best friend when stuff like this happens cause this doesn't normally happen at your friends house

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DanCastellaneta 17

Well damn, that just escalated from cards to **** to getting bit. How those three even go together I'm not even sure.

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Luluthus 41

sounds like an ordinary gamenight to me.

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ItsDutch 16

What's the fun of playing monopoly without chaos. I mean after all monopoly is the game that ruins friendships for a reason.

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abNormal62 23

Wow, that escalated quickly Usually in a fight, it's tit for tat You got **** for toes.... Awesome!!!

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MattStro 23

I...I would like more context.

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ADBurns 22

OP. Next time you play cards I want to be playing too. Sounds awesome !!

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gintwinsmoore 20

oh, #23...you just wanna see someone pulling out her ****!!!

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oobergoober89 16

Sounds like you were playing strip poker instead

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bsums203 13

This sounds like the greatest game of cards ever. Invite me next time.

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