By noway - 22/03/2015 04:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
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19990231 29

Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.

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ballbags 14

Really this is what you have to complain about. Grab a tit see if there's a lump and go on with your day.

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doctorhook86 24

#4: Also OP's sexual preference, since we aren't making assumptions.

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NOTaDISTRACTION 17

Wow double standard much, if it was a guy telling an orthodontist to check out his muscles he would probably be arrested for sexual Harrassment

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NormaBates 10

You should have checked it out with your teeth ;).

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teentee401 36

To everyone commenting "why are you complaining?": 1. OP may be a straight female 2. OP may be a gay male 3. OP may be a straight male who doesn't want to look at random girls boobs. 4. OP may be a gay female who doesn't want to look at a random girls boobs. 5. OP doesn't want to be responsible for examining breast lumps. You guys and your assumptions...

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Metthew 15

I was also thinking.. regardless of OP being interested in boobs or not, it does not mean that it's nice to have a strangers boob 'offered' to you. Honestly it's just weird, and in a sense uncomfortable. OP might even be in a relationship and therefore definitely not want to touch other women.

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Queen_of_Night 20

Thank you 55. However, even if she was "offering" it might have been so she could have sued his practice for being molested. Without witnesses, its her word against his. She could be a nymphomaniac (and not the kind some men dream about) but absolutely not in control of her libido. There are a couple of other reasons why, even offered, this was not a good idea and I am assuming (and hoping) OP took the professional route. After, all what kind of an idiot would ask a dentist about boob lumps? It's a perfect defense.

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hudfoote 8

Sounds like the beginning to a porno.

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