By noway - 22/03/2015 04:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
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19990231 29

Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.

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jentrynicole 20

That's a weird way to hit on someone.

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feven 32

Braces. Breast. She got them confused

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Cassandra2015 21

As a RDH I've had a lot of people ask me strange things too. You'd think with your hands in their mouth , they would understand our knowledge is about teeth not any other part of the body lol

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angryo5trich 13

Shhhhh don't question the gifts life gives you

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majesticprincess 19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Gillett 23

Nope, probably a red head with beautiful metallic looking eyes that are just HYPNOTIC!

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Cassandra2015 21

And your comment makes no sense , your saying she would have been the person who asked the question . Your form of flattery isn't the best my friend

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Smooth as silk.

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flyerpretender 3

This is why dentist shouldn't b call "doctor"... :p

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lexwilder 16

people should understand the difference between teeth and ****.

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TommyG493 11

What do you call a doctor that dropped out of med school?

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