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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 15:26 - United States - Mansfield

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

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Monday 11 February 2013 18:53

Apparently 'swag' gets you through medical school..

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Monday 11 February 2013 18:53

Wow, would you like ice for that burn?

Comments

FireIceMadness 6

Friday 15 February 2013 23:13

Grade A bitch as far as I'm concerned.

BettyBoopEu 5

Sunday 17 February 2013 1:48

..a surgeon using term "swag".Isn't that something teens would say?Intelligence and degree are not the same you know...She diagnosed you with non-swag condition...:D

SaysOfRay 3

Sunday 17 February 2013 4:02

Ouch!! Looool

EddieG6 3

Wednesday 20 February 2013 3:26

why did she need to say you have no swag? some peoples kids

TheMystery13 13

Friday 22 February 2013 7:51

You need to counter with things that CAN'T be parried. "At least I have a reason to live...which is watching ***** like you shrivel up and die when the emptiness inside you finally becomes overpowering. And don't try to tell me it isn't there, because if it wasn't, you would know how to mind your own ******* business and keep your cum-recepticle of a mouth shut." I'm pretty sure that would have rattled her a bit.

scott82 5

Saturday 23 February 2013 15:54

Yes because that's what surgeons have time for, you are such a loser!!

Phialvalve 6

Monday 25 February 2013 3:56

OP a surgeon who would do and say something like that with no provocation is a bitch who I would hope never to have operate on me.

Phialvalve 6

Monday 25 February 2013 4:02

39 and 207 Wanting to watch a stupid tv show to relax and just plain being a bitch insulting a random stranger are two very different things.

Phialvalve 6

Monday 25 February 2013 4:04

You're all ******* idiots there was no way to know he would respond how he did he could have said /anything/ so there is no way she "planned" it to show off her degree.

GRgoldfish 19

Thursday 7 March 2013 16:42

I don't know about the rest of this people but I'm pretty sure that I.D. was fake. you can pretty much get an ID for anything these days. if you know the right people have the right money.