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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 15:26 - United States - Mansfield

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

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MathewBlack 14

Monday 11 February 2013 18:53

Apparently 'swag' gets you through medical school..

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Monday 11 February 2013 18:53

Wow, would you like ice for that burn?

Comments

chinagirl3343 8

Tuesday 12 February 2013 4:52

Wow umm... I wouldn't want a surgeon like her to operate on me. Unprofessional! "Swag" seriously? What grown up, let alone surgeon talks like that? Eeek!!!

Alukard81X 6

Tuesday 12 February 2013 4:52

anyone who uses the word swag has the maturity of an eleven year old anyway

hienzburgess 9

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:10

surgeons are usually in their late 20's, early 30's. either your choice of wording sucks or she wasn't a surgeon and you fell for it.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 16:34

Or maybe she just looks younger then she actually is?

HomoIndomitus 4

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:52

Ouch.

Kristoffer 35

Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:04

Too bad you didn't get her name. With that and her location we could be sure of avoiding her practice.

chanellgymnast 17

Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:22

This is the most stupid FML ever.

HawkwindFan2016 8

Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:36

It's on Facebook AND also FML now!

apan 13

Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:53

You know, I had HOPE for this generation,..

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:15

pretty bitchy for her to do she doesn't even know you. and swag is for little boys and girls who cares if you do or don't have it. class is what you should Hope to have

angel55033 12

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:52

I wouldn't want that immature bitch performing any procedure on me. Absolutely immature and unprofessional, pretty clever quick comeback I'd say OP. Her needing to take a badge out to prove her intellect is bad enough.