By awkward wedding - 18/10/2018 22:00

Today, a girl confessed that she's loved me for years and wants to marry me and have my children. It was my half-sister and she said it in front of everyone at a family wedding. I don't know who to be most afraid of at this point: her fiancé or my stepdad. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

I really hope this was a prank. She should know that incest is messed up. And her fiancé and your stepfather can't be mad at you for anything. It's not like you reciprocate her feelings, or have done anything with her.

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Callyn 47

Half-sister means that they share a parent. OP's mom has OP, leaves his dad and gets with step dad and then has his sister. They are related.

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DanielleinDC 33

So she's your half sister, she's engaged to someone and she says she's in love with you? Yikes, that's all sorts of creepy.

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whiskey'swino 15

Incest is best, out your (half) sister to the test? Run far from that hot mess.

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Lora Wood 11

Are you sure your step father is not related to your mom?

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Harm Varwijk 17

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Ishvah 15

Just another day at the trailer park.

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onceuponatime456 16

Just make sure everyone knows she is delusional and you have NO desire ever to marry her!

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Themanowicki 2

This ain't Alabama, sweetie.

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randybryant799 20

Is she your half sister or step sister? If she's a half then you're related by blood and that would be incest. If she's a step sister you're not actually related.

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