By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
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YourEvilHero 12

video chat is a good thing before meeting people off the Internet...

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charvisioku 22

Whilst I think this sounds a lot like you used a fake pic and therefore deserved it... does nobody else find it a bit weird that she opened the door, saw who she thought was a completely random person, and screamed? Is that her usual reaction to someone unfamiliar knocking on her door? Bitch is crazy.

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gracehi 31

Should have left the machete in the car. Anyway, in all seriousness, you got arrested just for knocking on someone's door? And you didn't have time to leave the premises before the police arrived? I have a feeling there's more to this story than you're telling us.

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taltamir 6

This is the most pertinent comment yet...

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jnchristensen 8

Were you brandishing a machete and wearing a hockey mask or something? And what possible charge could be filed, knocking without a license?

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Feverrotes 15

This is one of those situations where I wish FML would increase the character limit on the FMLs.

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Impignorate 8

If the OP doesn't respond to this with an explanation, I will never be able to sleep again.

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brokenheartemo 7

She really gets into the roleplay huh? Lol

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StanSmith2013 26

Now children, this is why you never meet/date anyone on the Internet. Good job you didn't end up getting shot by someone pretending to be an attractive woman!

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cylus13 9

You didn't call first?

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BrotherTheo 31

Always always always do the first meet in a public place. Always. There are way too many opportunities for trouble otherwise.

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B1TCH 2

This is why you post real up to date photos of YOURSELF. Not a photo of some picture you randomly found or a picture of you 10 years ago when you worked out and had an awesome body unlike now when he last time you touched workout equipment was when you had to move the box at the grocery store bc someone put it in front of the little debbies... just saying...

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