Love: Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me...

By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Grass Valley

Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Backfire

By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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Mammy's boy

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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YourEvilHero 12

Thursday 10 January 2013 8:51

video chat is a good thing before meeting people off the Internet...

charvisioku 22

Thursday 10 January 2013 9:01

Whilst I think this sounds a lot like you used a fake pic and therefore deserved it... does nobody else find it a bit weird that she opened the door, saw who she thought was a completely random person, and screamed? Is that her usual reaction to someone unfamiliar knocking on her door? Bitch is crazy.

Comments

stephissilly 18

Thursday 10 January 2013 9:03

I don't understand if he got the wrong house, or if the girl's just a freak ..

Silent_Thrill 17

Thursday 10 January 2013 18:00

Or just the best, most dedicated troll ever!!

empath 20

Thursday 10 January 2013 9:04

You need to watch Catfish more often, it would have prepared you better for this sort of encounter.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 10 January 2013 9:04

Damn! The cops showed up that fast? I want to live in her neighbourhood!

Albarufus 13

Thursday 10 January 2013 9:13

Seems like you dodged a bullet though.

Teyros 24

Friday 11 January 2013 1:13

Didn't dodge the police though!

qirde_15 5

Thursday 10 January 2013 9:27

she's a psycho

dan_in_wi 12

Thursday 10 January 2013 9:29

"hmm, maybe cause your a psycho bitch!". says OP to the crazy lady

Zanquis 22

Thursday 10 January 2013 9:38

Sorry but what is the response time of that police?? Cause if that would happen to me i would just turn around and walk away. But atleast the call should clear your name and get her in trouble for calling the cops for no good reason.

TinyGiant 4

Thursday 10 January 2013 10:49

Thought the exact same thing

tymarie2012 31

Friday 11 January 2013 10:38

Maybe he was trying to explain who he was

beehardxcore 26

Thursday 10 January 2013 10:08

Bitches be crazy. Better luck next time OP. Hope you didn't get in any real trouble!

piff7 14

Thursday 10 January 2013 10:09

I don't know whether or not YDI. If I knew the circumstances I'd be able to figure it out though. Could have used a fake pic, showed up at the wrong house, the girl is just straight up crazy, or what. This is one of those FMLs that I wish could be extended to some extent.