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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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You deserved it 1 781

By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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You deserved it 5 190

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By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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You deserved it 132

By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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You deserved it 2 649

By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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You deserved it 224

By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 940

You deserved it 2 189

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 885

You deserved it 3 718

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 357

By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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You deserved it 259

By 99jellybean - 26/01/2016 03:02 - United States - Rochester

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

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You deserved it 1 433

AshaaFerreira 22

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:23

I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:24

Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.

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ohhotdamn99 6

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:13

Yea I would find that bitch and beat the shit out of her.

icepick23 12

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:47

Well, then suspend her...from a rope

HygieNick 7

Thursday 23 January 2014 20:32

Of all the people in the room.

squarecircles 13

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:40

She couldn't just pull the fire alarm like a normal person?

someguy314159265 15

Sunday 26 January 2014 22:23

What about pulling the fire alarm, standing next to the door, and punching everyone who comes through in the face?

3dwin4tor_1 12

Thursday 23 January 2014 23:28

She's hitting on you.

pandarammer 7

Friday 24 January 2014 1:16

I'd file assault charges against her and see how much she likes that.

jh921971 10

Friday 24 January 2014 11:09

Shit happns

darlingdollie 24

Friday 24 January 2014 21:58

She should've at least punched someone she didn't like and make it worth more

Llammas 8

Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:20

She likes you

doglover100 28

Friday 28 February 2014 3:04

Couldn't she have done something else?

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Today, and intermittently ever since I moved in, the guy who lives in the apartment next to me keeps having loud sex with his hookup of the week, while I’m trying to watch TV, eat dinner, etc. I can’t even complain about him to my landlord. Why? The noisy guy is my landlord. FML

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Today, I found out that my half-brother from my mom’s side is dating my half-sister from my dad’s side when I caught them hooking up at our last family event. Even though they aren’t blood related, it’s still super creepy for some reason. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

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