By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
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You deserved it 4 238
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AshaaFerreira 22

I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...

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Pleonasm 35

Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.

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cathrope 10

I had a girl do that to me, well she pushed me onto the floor for she wanted to use the vending machine, and she got suspended and kicked out of her house. High school, fun times.

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safaeita 32

that's so mean of her, aren't they other ways to get suspended ???

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sdroze1389 31

out of all the possible people to punch, regardless of how stupid the reason, she picked you. 1. you're an easy target then FYL or 2. you're an asshole and no one would mind except the school then YDI I went YDI cause honestly who does that unprovoked

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askullnamedbilly 33

Or the girl just didn't give a shit and picked a random person out of the crowd. I mean, do you seriously think someone who actually WANTS to be suspended has a logical reason for their choice of victim?

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Ghost_Kaulitz 16

Darling,I'm sorry that she punched you.That shouldn't have happened.I hope you're okay.Next time try punching her back...?

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cjlerch 29

Ouch, that sucks. I've had the same type of thing happen to me, but instead it was a kid demonstrating his karate skills. Hopefully karma comes back to bite her in the ass, in the form of either an expulsion or a hungry dog.

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TopHatNinja68 6

U should have asked for a kiss on the check to keep Ur face red

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Xotoolyxo 16

She should have at least bought you lunch first ;p

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kmartFTW 12

Love hurts buddy. She probably just had a crush on you lol!

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xerbrus 14

OP IS A GIRL you people assume too much

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TallMist 32

#78 You are assuming neither of the two girls are into girls. You assume too much.

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