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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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By 99jellybean - 26/01/2016 03:02 - United States - Rochester

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

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AshaaFerreira 22

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:23

I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:24

Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.

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thefastnfuryass 14

Thursday 23 January 2014 5:09

Time to learn mma and then next time you'll be able to return the favor with a vengeance :)

thewomen 8

Thursday 23 January 2014 5:34

Sounds like you were at the wrong place at the wrong time

rs7797 9

Thursday 23 January 2014 6:28

did you punch the **** back ?

catsie_fml 14

Thursday 23 January 2014 6:40

Great first impression!

hate69 9

Thursday 23 January 2014 7:11

It's simple don't let your face get in the way of her fist check were your at next time maybe it won't happen agin and best advise stay really far away from her if she comes to we're your at walk away really fast like you have something to do

gabagabaheyu 10

Thursday 23 January 2014 8:45

did you beat her ass?

_nintenbro 5

Thursday 23 January 2014 11:35

too bad she didn't want to get laid.

xerbrus 14

Thursday 23 January 2014 13:08

at that point I'd be in love. that fiery spunk is awesome

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 23 January 2014 15:43

You should see if your parents will press charges against her so she realizes that there are far worse consequences than suspension if she assaults someone.

Dswank620 18

Thursday 23 January 2014 16:31

In my school, you would've gotten suspended too just for beeing punched in the face...

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