Money: Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant....

By twit - 16/03/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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By hatemylife - 19/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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By Scottrick - 01/03/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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Annoyed

By musicman2005 - 30/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By UTRejected - 21/11/2014 13:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

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By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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By Rebecca Palermo - 14/12/2020 11:03

Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML

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By magicman - 26/04/2011 04:45 - Canada

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

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lesman 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:04

Hate to say it man, but if you can't tell a box of cookies from a box of rocks, you deserved it. :p

fredmeepbob 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:20

@4 I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY. THEY DID DOWNSIZE THEM. I ******* KNEW IT.

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Cutiesurfer04 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 7:50

Haha your dumb. I sold cookies for 13 years. I never scammed anyone.

2an1a 4

Friday 23 July 2010 18:36

DANG!..im a girlscout..lol...i never thought of that..dang it!..ima do that next time

Wizard_and_glass 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 21:22

If you've ever bought Girl Scout cookies before, you should know that it's against GS policy to accept money until the cookies are delivered, and that they don't sell them directly; you have to place an order. Girl Scouts are supposed to go around with nothing but a form for collecting orders until selling time is up. Then they are given all the cookies that were ordered in crates and have to go around collecting money and delivering them. TL; DR: Never buy cookies from a Girl Scout directly; just write your order on the form.

LIL209JJ 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:41

that wasn't a girl scout that sold you the rocks.....it was stewie griffin

laurawrs 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 7:57

then she obviously wasnt a girl scout, i know cos i used to be one myself and girl scouts dont scam. you make this promise before becomming a scout.

starberries 0

Friday 12 November 2010 16:44

Oh OBVIOUSLY because if you make a promise there's no way to break it! Like someone who is this dishonest would give a flying **** about a promise they made? I feel sorry for people as ******* stupid as you.

EmilyTheLost 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 21:36

evil D:<

myagirl 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 3:49

probably wasn't even a real girl-scout lol!!!!!! :))) that was you're fault you can't tell rocks from cookies I think you could hear the rocks moving in the box!!??!!!?!!

psarae 0

Friday 12 November 2010 21:50

Oh come on, if you people are honestly so distrustful of even a girl-scout with her mother that you would assume cookies to be fake, how do you manage to leave your house in the morning?

mikomajik 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 14:48

haha I'm the den mother of this particular girl scout she learned well my lil Abby. thus is the saying dumber than a box of rocks. srry bout ur luck but I needed the money for the new black ops game lolz