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By Scottrick - 01/03/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By twit - 16/03/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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Annoyed

By musicman2005 - 30/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML

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By hatemylife - 19/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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Kinder stranger

By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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Freak in the streets…

By grocerystalker - 16/11/2012 05:58 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML

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By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

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Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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lamarr 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:05

lmao i love how excited you got over cookies

Fleur_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:03

Seems like you had some explaining to do. xD

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Fleur_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:03

Seems like you had some explaining to do. xD

cxal_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:06

Funny but Girl scouts does not allow 5 year olds to sell cookies - those are daisy scouts. Besides how did you know she was 5? - did you stop to ask her.

Samko_chan 5

Tuesday 22 June 2010 6:00

Uhh it's called an estimate.

rangermedic77 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:05

109 I say this because I love you: **** you

lamarr 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:05

lmao i love how excited you got over cookies

flippinsweet17 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 7:39

HOW CAN YOU NOT GET EXCITED OVER THEM?! THEY'RE SAMOAS! They are the best. Not even kidding. They are much more than "YEAH" worthy. More like, "THAT IS WHAT I LIKE!! HELL YES!! WOOO!!"

daniisme 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 7:33

never heard of em :3

Apple_pie777 0

Friday 17 December 2010 20:32

me tooooooo

sheagstaz 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:56

did you get the cookies

That_Guy 4

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:07

#1 nailed it...

ODEEZY 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:12

dude my sister is a girl scout... not cool! not cool at all!.... You sicko!!!...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

Mannerheim 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:20

Haha, that is so ****** dude. But I would have been in the same position, had it been thin mints.

Tigertnt 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 13:43

ditto, for carmel delights

Xaujin 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:15

hella yeah I second the caramel delights!

RawrrrImADino 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:21

caramel delights and samoas are the same thing:)

Ninjasaurus18 9

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:16

Had it been peanut butter sandwich cookies. But I'm a 13 year old girl.

skyjayq 10

Monday 28 July 2014 1:26

the pb ones

Bibico_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:20

#7: Bingo. OP: Maybe work on your vocabulary. Right now you're at about the level of a chimp if the best you can do is point at stuff and grunt "yeah".