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By uhoh.. - 22/03/2015 19:51 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2022 12:00

Today, I made a TikTok video in which you could clearly but accidentally see my nipples through my shirt. You can imagine some of the comments I've started getting. FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By Mondo - 20/11/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML

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By Myorafield - 26/10/2016 06:42 - Australia - Glenwood

Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2020 22:59

Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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By lalala_hahaha - 23/09/2010 23:18 - France

Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Monday 23 March 2015 8:33

It's sad that being a virgin is seen as a bad thing.

corporatescoundr 25

Monday 23 March 2015 8:30

Hey... Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Or having extra nipples...

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dreadlocmask 15

Monday 23 March 2015 16:07

What?

rifletwirler92 15

Monday 23 March 2015 17:21

That quote from Breakfast Club comes to mind, "If you do you're a **** if you don't you're a prude. It's a trap." It's no one's business and there's nothing wrong with either and if someone feels the need to belittle someone else because of their status I'd say it says way more about them then it does about you.

Hash13 13

Monday 23 March 2015 18:23

We have a Chandler in are midst !! Cheer up, nothing wrong with being virgin or having 3 nips

ShadowStalkerLP 1

Monday 23 March 2015 19:29

I don't remember posting on FML?

LovelyDeadGirl 13

Monday 23 March 2015 19:46

Does this girl realize that everyone has nipples? o.o No shame in being a virgin though.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 23 March 2015 20:00

Love it 29! Friends is the best show!

MajaW 7

Monday 23 March 2015 21:02

Ew

Distinctive 3

Monday 23 March 2015 21:42

chandler?..

ecfurry6 7

Monday 23 March 2015 21:57

What does extra nipples have to do with you being a virgin?

Uuuuxc 7

Monday 23 March 2015 23:59

Tell her to show you hers and put out. That will solve the problem. If she refused, tell to shut up then

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