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By uhoh.. - 22/03/2015 19:51 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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DELETE! ABORT MISSION!

By Anonymous - 05/04/2022 12:00

Today, I made a TikTok video in which you could clearly but accidentally see my nipples through my shirt. You can imagine some of the comments I've started getting. FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By Mondo - 20/11/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML

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By Myorafield - 26/10/2016 06:42 - Australia - Glenwood

Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML

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Observational comedy

By Anonymous - 17/09/2020 22:59

Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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By lalala_hahaha - 23/09/2010 23:18 - France

Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Monday 23 March 2015 8:33

It's sad that being a virgin is seen as a bad thing.

corporatescoundr 25

Monday 23 March 2015 8:30

Hey... Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Or having extra nipples...

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maggiefox 25

Wednesday 25 March 2015 3:56

I wish I had 3 nipples..

djkatie1112 1

Wednesday 25 March 2015 4:54

Is that you Harry Styles??

badgercheese94 16

Thursday 26 March 2015 7:34

What was she, 14?

badgercheese94 16

Thursday 26 March 2015 7:36

The kinda people who make fun of others for being virgins, probably never had actual good sex. Don't worry about being a virgin, it is best to wait until you find someone worth losing it to, and make it memorable

Oblivion239 21

Thursday 26 March 2015 8:13

Why is being a virgin nowadays something bad? I still think you should keep the your virginity for that special person

Daesh_fml 9

Thursday 26 March 2015 16:30

Your life must suck being that stupid, these things have nothing to to with each other...

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Friday 27 March 2015 22:19

Do you call it your nubben?

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 28 March 2015 6:40

Being a virgin still sounds better than being the STD infested ***** bag she is.

Depressed0079 0

Monday 6 April 2015 9:49

Chandler? Is that you?

caleb_ohs 8

Friday 10 April 2015 14:30

I have a extra one too!

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