By uhoh.. - 22/03/2015 19:51 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

It's sad that being a virgin is seen as a bad thing.

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corporatescoundr 25

Hey... Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Or having extra nipples...

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bahamit 18

Nothing wrong with a third nipple, trust me, it's a great conversation starter lol, sometimes conversation ended but those people are prudes and who needs em? I say embrace the third nipple and who gives a damn if your a virgin, make your first a good experience not something you will regret down the road.

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Just_A_Tree 20

So... Is the FML still being a virgin, the stupidity of people trying to make fun of you, or that you have three nipples? All three could be considered a reason for an FML. Being a virgin isn't that bad, ignore the haters. You can cure a lot of infections, stupidity is not one of them. Be thankful you don't have it. From what I learned about the Salem Witch Trials, witches have a third nipple. HEATHEN!

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Meagan_parrish 9

I hate how people make fun of people who are virgin's. There is nothing wrong with waiting. Ugh.

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uchihadesendent 14

That means I'm a level 22 wizard ;)

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JesusFreak227 15

What does that have to do with anything?

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spike7447 13

Huh... I've never seen someone with more or less than two nipples...

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thejonac 21

tbh i don't understand what's so bad about being a virgin; it really means you have self-respect and have the patience to wait for someone who really deserves your first time

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soullyfe 33

So... if you're not a virgin that means you lack self respect? Being a virgin is as much of a personal choice as those that decide to have sex. Nothing wrong about those that are virgins and nothing wrong about those who are not.

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otecasacid 22

You seem to forget about the people desperately trying to lose it but failing too. Some people are unable to lose it haha, don't pretend they're taking the higher path

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DoomedGemini 37

Not everyone sees it as special. That's a personal belief. Once you have sex you just lose your first time. You don't magically have less respect or less worth.

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