Work: Today, a guy at work pulled me aside to tell me that I probably...

By Badatlife - 23/06/2014 16:19 - Australia - Kellyville

Today, a guy at work pulled me aside to tell me that I probably shouldn't be working a job where I have to interact with customers, because of my autism. I don't have autism. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got the results of months of extensive psychological testing to determine why I did so well in my course but performed so terribly on the job. Turns out I'm autistic. FML

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Fairy tale

By Anonymous - 04/12/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my whole office is treating me like a pariah because I rejected the new guy who has autism. I have a history of being domestically abused so why should I date a guy who, by his own admission, loses his temper easily and attacks people? That’s right, I shouldn’t. FML

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By ChessNut - 27/11/2018 12:00

Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML

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When people show you who they are, believe them the first time

By Not gay - 29/08/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, as always, I wore a pin at work with the rainbow infinity symbol to indicate that I'm autistic. A creepy male customer came in and, thinking it was a gay pride pin, started hitting on me and making inappropriate comments. He just wouldn't stop, no matter how much I tried to explain. The police were called. FML

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Second class citizen

By Anonymous - 14/09/2020 13:01 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I got told I am not a good fit for a company because I'm disabled. But that's OK, I can volunteer for the same role, as I don't really need to work anyway, because I'm disabled apparently. FML

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Know it all

By Ishikur - 03/02/2016 13:33 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML

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Nice try, Patricia

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 02:00

Today, I had to deal with a lady who claimed her son was autistic to try and skip the queue. Even her son was saying he’s not autistic, and she was screaming in his face that yes he was. I happen to be genuinely autistic. Security threw her out, and I was jealous that I didn’t get to do it. FML

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By kggggg - 12/08/2010 11:00 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML

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Unnerved

By Greenskies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Corneilla-del-vercol

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML

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Second opinion

By AngryAspy - 21/05/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I asked if my psychiatrist would test me for autism, as I believe I may have it. His response? "You probably don't. Stay off social media once in a while." Well fuck me for wanting a professional opinion I guess. FML

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stuner56 22

Monday 23 June 2014 22:54

People need to think before they speak...

Meggston 17

Monday 23 June 2014 22:56

That is NOT something you just assume about people. I'm sorry. :(

Comments

theonecasey 27

Tuesday 24 June 2014 3:56

As an autism parent, that's so hateful and distasteful. I hope you or your boss tells him how offensive that was...

aidz1994 16

Tuesday 24 June 2014 4:01

How do you know you aren't autistic? Have you been tested?

Dopeshit_fml 4

Tuesday 24 June 2014 4:21

LMFAOOOO

cappellaaa 23

Tuesday 24 June 2014 4:56

Even if you did have autism, that comment was completely rude. I seriously hate people today.

QueenofWheels 13

Tuesday 24 June 2014 5:25

Do you not talk much or just sit and look at people?

maggiefox 25

Tuesday 24 June 2014 5:36

Even if you had autism, that's really really rude. Wow.

blue_sock_monkey 6

Tuesday 24 June 2014 6:07

Even if you did… why would it matter

NeneWilliams 8

Tuesday 24 June 2014 7:56

Though having autism has nothing to do with your ability to do your work... My curiosity is killing me... Do you act like you have autism.? Is there a reason he thinks you have autism.? Just wondering. Sorry OP about your silly coworkers. Everyone has them.

SpongeTheBrain 0

Tuesday 24 June 2014 10:00

My Aunt has autism but that doesn't hinder her from performing her best.She received the title of employee of the year last year.She learned to ignore there kind of people who also need to pipe down their "views".Even if you had autism doesn't mean that you don't deserve to work there.

momogal 22

Tuesday 24 June 2014 10:01

Even if you were autistic, that is still a terrible thing to say to someone. I work with a guy who has a moderate form of autism, and he is one the most awesome people (and best worker) I have ever had the fortune to meet.