Work: Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got...

By the customer is always a cunt - 20/12/2013 21:48 - United States - Sarasota

Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By oopsiecoffee - 09/04/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2018 01:30

Today, at work, a customer ordered a caramel latte with no caramel. I made a regular latte after explaining that’s what it was. He got angry and threw it at me. I got fired for insulting his intelligence. FML

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By notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

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By noespresso - 15/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

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By chubbyreddevil - 31/01/2012 06:12 - United States

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

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By wallets - 29/02/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By localbarista - 03/08/2011 23:46 - United States

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By koletatlow19 - 05/03/2010 05:23 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

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ihpp 22

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:03

hopefully you called the police and had him arrested.

Waspinator1998 21

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:03

Ladies and gentlemen, stupidity at its finest.

Comments

kellyem2 20

Saturday 21 December 2013 14:40

Ugh, I hope he missed at least.

therosalina 33

Saturday 21 December 2013 15:58

I can safely say it's not all the same shit. Starbucks is overpriced and not even good. Anyway, I'm sorry you got assaulted by some tug-lump, OP. I hope he was arrested

BrianWinter 1

Sunday 22 December 2013 4:23

Sorry that had to happen. I work at Starbucks, but I tend to really respect the smaller coffee shops-we're all generally baristas, and smaller shops sometimes do not have the same equipment sbux has, that can make the job all the more challenging. As for those who are angry about coffee being 5$ at Starbucks- a grande(medium) brewed coffee is $2.11. I agree though, I make my own at home lattes and coffee and it does taste better than what is made at my workplace

RedShirtDecoy 4

Sunday 22 December 2013 17:10

Sounds like this could be submitted to not always right. Com

slipknot6sic6 10

Sunday 22 December 2013 23:37

Sue his ass

EmpireCityRay 13

Wednesday 25 December 2013 23:43

I would have f'ed his ass up [on the basis] of self-defense then proceeded to call the cops on his ass. Hey that was 1 ignorant customer, you'll have better ones and better days.