Love: Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing...

By Brandee - 05/03/2010 01:39 - Canada

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By Brittany - 23/12/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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Smooth, real smooth

By sonice - 18/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Duluth

Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML

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Self report

By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 14:00 - Norway - Drammen

Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML

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You deserved it 87

By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

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The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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The good old days

By FBfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML

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You deserved it 3 099

Slipped my mind

By PaulineB - 12/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML

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Friday 5 March 2010 9:15

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

foolishworkerbee 0

Friday 5 March 2010 9:14

wincest?

Comments

Justice264 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 16:24

incest much??

grieper15 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:52

ugh, I hate when that happens.

Sgt_Minty 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:31

but it is attrotious

awesome_guy23 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:16

ummm perverted much? :/

Anglwrfish 17

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:14

It's legal in several countries... Doesn't make it any less weird. Tell the cousin to back off, or better yet, have your boyfriend do it for you.

mk58 31

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:53

Grammar nazis FTW!

nerdy96birdy 8

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:46

Why is there a picture of you and your boyfriend kissing on facebook? Gross. Stop that.

Yorih 19

Monday 30 July 2012 12:38

144 - Jesus Christ! Please tell me you wrote like that on purpose to make a point or are you genuinely that lazy you can't spell a single word correct? O.o