Miscellaneous: Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but...

By purrtygirl - 09/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML

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By Bernadette - 28/06/2012 19:58

Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML

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By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

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Bad date

By Dammit Brain - 22/10/2020 20:02 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML

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By Clueless - 21/04/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML

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Delirious

By CanIGoHomeNow - 18/07/2021 08:01

Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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Let him cook

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 12:00

Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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Who am I?

By lonergirl - 18/02/2015 12:35 - Australia

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:05

I always play the "how old are you?". "I dont believe you", "prove it, show me your license". Flattery makes people blind :)

georgejameson 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:12

Meh - I know a Robb or two. You could have made a semi graceful recovery - "Thought so, but my (fake) cousin has an extra 'b' in his".

Comments

sebster5858 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 7:47

epic fail....... I'm just gonna leve it at that

thecirclingskies 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:58

YDI, but definitely something I would do...

digestthis 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:43

oh ive done it... awkwarrrrd

digestthis 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:51

oh ive done it... awkwarrrrd

Efilyn 0

Friday 2 April 2010 19:21

Lol fail. But you could just be honest.

bxenon 0

Monday 12 April 2010 6:46

it could of been spelled robb

macskapingvin 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 22:01

"I'm sorry, I know I've seen you around, but I don't remember your name." "It's Rob." "Oh yeah, of course. Silly me." "No problem. There are lots of names to remember at school." "Yeah, maybe if we hung out more I'd remember, haha." "Haha... maybe we should." 20 years later... "Hey kids, did I ever tell you how Dad and I got together?"

Bella_is_my_name 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 8:43

well that's not to bad, there's more then 1 way to spell 'rob' cudda Been spelled Robb or rhob or rohb or robh or ronb or something retarded like that (: