By purrtygirl - 09/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I always play the "how old are you?". "I dont believe you", "prove it, show me your license". Flattery makes people blind :)

Meh - I know a Robb or two. You could have made a semi graceful recovery - "Thought so, but my (fake) cousin has an extra 'b' in his".

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I would have said , "Ohh. I thought it was R-A-W-B" Hahaha . Or just said , "The job MAKES me ask your name . ?" Lol

"So, thinking I was clever...." You're not.

liquidpaper 0

It's probably less offensive to actually admit you forgot someone's name (it happens to everyone) than try to be clever and pretend you know it when you really don't.

#1, spoo, you're sure to come back and post your own FMLs one day. purrtygirl: YDI.

lame_sauce 0

I did this once. His name was DJ.

Kylias 6

Haha, I've done the same thing. I always do it, and it usually works, because there are 23435 different ways to spell any given name. The last person I used it on was a Valerie. I sort of had to quickly make something up like, "Oh, well, I've seen it V-a-l-y-r-i before, plus like twenty other ways, so..." But yeah... Rob... that's like, one of the few names that there is one spelling for. Even I can't think of anyone, and I do this sort of thing when I make a new character. (Mhielodthai = Melody, anyone?) ^^;

You have to be prepared to improvise! Say something like "Oh, I thought it might be spelled Raub."

The_Cait 0

Should have followed up with "No, I meant your last name!"...if it ended up being something like "Smith" or "Jones" THEN it would be an fml. [unless you were quick enough to follow THAT up with a giggly "oh my gosh I completely mixed up your last name with another Rob's last name! I'm so scatter brained today!"

VouDoo 0

Sounds like you've experienced this before..

p0lkadot 0

i always pull that one. "hey can i get your number? how do you spell your name again?" and just pray they don't have a common name.