Love: Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years...

By notworthit - 23/02/2010 00:53 - United States

Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML

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Clear and precise

By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 23:02 - Canada

Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML

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You deserved it 5 072

Thanks for nothing

By BrittanyP - 25/06/2023 12:00

Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 277

Bizarre love triangle

By JuliaKay14 - 24/07/2023 16:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I got a message from a former very close friend (with benefits) after telling him this morning that I couldn't talk to him anymore because I felt pressured to conform to his expectations in a way that hurt me. He wanted to tell me he broke up with the girl he abandoned things with me for. I'm not responding. FML

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You deserved it 356

Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 3 749

The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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You deserved it 327

Ghost

By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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You deserved it 486

Spineless

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML

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You deserved it 71

By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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You deserved it 1 806

By fuckedover - 26/02/2013 16:43 - United States

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 4 689

Classic lineup

By LonelyInLove - 17/02/2023 08:00 - United States - Methuen

Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML

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You deserved it 155

Sindyy 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:59

*you're *and *with a *it's *because *there's *shouldn't *nowadays *can't *you *wasn't *right You know, it really doesn't take much effort to type those properly. ^^

Asstazztic 8

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:24

Maybe ur just a bitch o_O lol

Comments

Peroxide 3

Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:24

TIGER STRIKES AGAIN!!! Put it in the hole!

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:24

I don't think you understand what "broke things off" means. For the time being, he is cutting off all contact with you. Don't despair, in a few weeks when he strikes out with desirable girls and has blue balls again, he'll call you for a quick **** for relief. Then, you will be on again, until he feels he can do better than you again. See a pattern emerging here, darling? You're letting it happen. Forget this doucheweasel and find a guy who will stay on you full-time.

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:37

Uh-uh, a doucheferret can be a cuddly pet that is often annoying, but a doucheweasel is always a nasty prick. As far as the first part is concerned, stop looking through my window and come on in ;)

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:52

I haven't you've been telling me that you've been peeping. When you told me how I look in my dinosaur underpants, I knew you weren't bluffing.

oshit_itsjess 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 11:12

eww

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:48

What don't you like, oshit_itsjess, snick's shameless pursuit of me, or that I revealed the OP as a hollaback girl?

IAMLALA 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:26

lmao it wasnt posted :( & of course anyone can tell a healthy from non healthy relationship. a newborn can sense that. the fact that shes assuming what that relationship was like when she has no idea what it feels like being with someone for 3 years, or what can happen etc. my other post explained further.

x805xUnknown 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:27

(side-note) Can't we all just ******* get along? Like seriously everyone has a right to their own opinion and we should respect that. Not everything someone say's has to be a damn argument. Learn to let go people...