Love: Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him...

By Thai that on for size - 25/09/2015 19:56 - New Zealand - Silverdale

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML

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By Tag - 07/09/2015 00:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 12:00

Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML

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You deserved it 395

Chirping

By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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You deserved it 2 387

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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You deserved it 7 421

By Itsnotmeitsyou - 11/10/2013 06:09 - Australia

Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML

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You deserved it 5 102

By Anonymous1221 - 21/11/2016 07:12

Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML

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You deserved it 1 459

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By Queen of Queens Darling - 06/06/2022 12:00

Today, a woman I work with confessed her love to me, but when I turned her down, she accused me of being a playboy, a manipulator, and a liar who led her on. I'm quite openly gay, so in no way did I ever lead her on, and the only way she could have not known I was gay was if she walked around with her eyes shut. FML

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You deserved it 133

By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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You deserved it 4 571

Gender bending

By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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You deserved it 7 589

Paintonmyarms214 21

Saturday 26 September 2015 8:35

Could've been worse; he might have been into that too.

chairmanmeow1 16

Saturday 26 September 2015 8:39

Just list a disgusting fetish or two and pray you never see them again

Comments

snarkytruth 37

Sunday 27 September 2015 11:08

You need to work on your resting bitch face.

Uuuuxc 7

Sunday 27 September 2015 15:15

YDI for not being upfront and honest. I'll never understand this crap. A women likes a guy she plays hard to get. She doesn't like him, she pretends to to not hurt his feelings. Then wonder why guys that aren't psychic don't get it. You can be blunt and still polite

ThePandoricaOpen 18

Sunday 27 September 2015 15:24

Jist because the FML doesn't say she did, doesn't mean she didn't. Only so much can be written, (as you should know), so, for all you know, she DID politely tell him to stop, and just left it out because of the character limit, and in favor of the more extreme stuff.

MiaTheMartian 21

Sunday 27 September 2015 18:15

See, this is why women always use so many excuses for not wanting to go out with someone, because some people just can't take no for an answer. I'm sorry you had to go through that, OP.

aura07 7

Sunday 27 September 2015 19:33

"**** off an die." Wow, you seem like such a lovely person!

Eddyisme 4

Sunday 27 September 2015 20:32

OP is a master.

Shadowtrooper34 16

Sunday 27 September 2015 20:33

Why do girls do this to guys. You have the option to say your lesbian and stuff but we don't. oh yeah. you girls have to lie so we don't get to have some sort of good relationship with at least honesty

skylerthecloud 12

Monday 28 September 2015 3:25

This can be highly offensive for real lesbians.

DeadbeatDaughter 20

Tuesday 29 September 2015 11:37

I think other women would care more that she was able to get rid of a creeper, however she had to do it, than be offended that she claimed a different sexuality to get the asshole to leave her alone.

JKPwnage 27

Monday 28 September 2015 5:00

You shouldn't have left him hints. Next time that happens, you have to tell him that A.) You're not interested in a relationship, and B.) He's a total creep.