By Thai that on for size - 25/09/2015 19:56 - New Zealand - Silverdale

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
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Paintonmyarms214 21

Could've been worse; he might have been into that too.

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chairmanmeow1 16

Just list a disgusting fetish or two and pray you never see them again

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gracehi 31

It's like if a Jehovah's witness wanted to **** you.

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AirBusDriver 23

Oh shit! That actually woke up my dog when I laughed out loud! Too funny!!

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berkeleyjake 13

don't give hints, just tell him to **** off

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Hauclir 14

Never tell a guy you're a lesbian. For some reason most men think that means bisexual.

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DoomedGemini 37

Or you're a **** star who will let them watch you have sex or make out for some strange reason.

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Keiraquarium 12

Or that you just haven't found the right dick yet

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uchihadesendent 14

Sorry you had to go through that OP some guys try even harder when a girl says no or wants bragging rights that he banged a lesbian.

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confused_wandere 26

"**** off and die" seems a bit harsh. The die bit I mean, not the justified "**** off".

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Logical07 16

downvoted #42? I agree with it. I get the "**** off and die" it's kind of a common insult, nonetheless the "die" is a bit disturbing. The "**** off" alone is not any kind of compliment, should be enough.

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noah333333 1

A guy won't stop trying if he really likes you. He will try as hard as he can too make you straight

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Hunterx700 17

And not only is that incredibly creepy, that could land you a restraining order in the future if you're not careful. You can't 'make someone straight' just as someone can't choose to be

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buddy_J 16

How about stop lying and tell them from the start to stop

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ThePandoricaOpen 18

She did, dumbass.

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SPN_lover666 27

She obviously did, the dumbass wouldn't take no for an answer.

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buddy_J 16

For starters, what he your language 63. Why so angry? Second, she never stated she said the words "stop, I'm not interested, please leave me alone" she only said she gave hints and made up stories. Dislike all you want, doesn't change anything

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ExtremeEncounter 32

OP's username XD

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GoldFishPony 21

After looking through comments I'm disappointed nobody else has noticed it

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JohnForge 13

Now that's just rude. Would you like somebody to imply they wanted you to **** off and die? If you don't like him flirting with you just ignore him. You do know how to ignore people?

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ThePandoricaOpen 18

Let's assume that OP kindly told them she wasn't interested at first, would you appreciate it, if a guy kept pestering you for a date, after you told them "no"? No, no you wouldn't. the sad part is that women HAVE to resort to more extreme methods to get guys to go away, simply because said guy thinks no means "Please, try harder, I do want to go out with you", instead of just "No, I am not interested in you."

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Keiraquarium 12

Sometimes, just ignoring people doesn't work. It just has no effect whatsoever. On multiple occasions I've had to come up with lies like OP or had to tell people to **** off because some men at clubs just would not leave me alone despite me having said I wasn't interested

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