Love: Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him...

By Thai that on for size - 25/09/2015 19:56 - New Zealand - Silverdale

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML

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By Tag - 07/09/2015 00:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 12:00

Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML

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By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By Itsnotmeitsyou - 11/10/2013 06:09 - Australia

Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML

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By Anonymous1221 - 21/11/2016 07:12

Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML

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By Queen of Queens Darling - 06/06/2022 12:00

Today, a woman I work with confessed her love to me, but when I turned her down, she accused me of being a playboy, a manipulator, and a liar who led her on. I'm quite openly gay, so in no way did I ever lead her on, and the only way she could have not known I was gay was if she walked around with her eyes shut. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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Gender bending

By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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Saturday 26 September 2015 8:35

Could've been worse; he might have been into that too.

chairmanmeow1 16

Saturday 26 September 2015 8:39

Just list a disgusting fetish or two and pray you never see them again

Comments

luckies_23 8

Saturday 26 September 2015 20:09

"If I may ask you kindly, please **** off, I got work to do"

smoothies14 32

Saturday 26 September 2015 21:38

Why does it have to go straight from hints to lies? This world needs more blunt people.

ThePandoricaOpen 18

Saturday 26 September 2015 22:11

That's the thing, OP straight up told the guy she wasn't interested, but he wouldn't stop.

cosmicdancer84 7

Saturday 26 September 2015 21:56

Yeah, I'm a lesbian and declaring that, can make things worst sometimes. Some guys are just jerks, glad you're ok.

amberBueker88 7

Saturday 26 September 2015 22:23

Next time don't be kind. just simply tell him to **** off?

Frindaddy 13

Saturday 26 September 2015 23:36

Sorry OP!! Some guys just don't know what the word "no" means

butterbunny 15

Sunday 27 September 2015 3:09

*Rolls eyes into back of head* Some people...

pickle682 17

Sunday 27 September 2015 4:42

You honestly sound like a real bitch

mariksolo 7

Sunday 27 September 2015 5:06

Ydi. You should have just threatened to call the cops or something.

VoodooPriestess 16

Sunday 27 September 2015 6:01

Lilly Allen's Knock 'Em Out But I had a guy hit on me from his car when I was walking on an empty street. Tried ignoring him, then pretending I couldn't hear him, so he pulled his car ahead of me onto the sidewalk, blocking my path. That was the worst hitting on me tale I have. Guys have no creepiness block in their brain.