By Thai that on for size - 25/09/2015 19:56 - New Zealand - Silverdale

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
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Paintonmyarms214 21

Could've been worse; he might have been into that too.

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chairmanmeow1 16

Just list a disgusting fetish or two and pray you never see them again

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Etweens96 25

I had a creep hit on me once. Refused to take no for an answer no matter how many times I'd try to change the subject. You dodged a bullet OP

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ThePandoricaOpen 18

To everyone that is telling OP that she should have told him nicely to quit before hinting to **** off and die, let's assume that OP is a perfectly reasonable person, and that she DID. Some guys appear to think that dating women is their God-given right, (and it looks like we have a few here in the comments), and so, won't listen when the woman politely rejects them. It's complete BULLSHIT that we, (as women), HAVE to resort to extreme measures, because a guy thinks he's God's gift to women, and won't stop harassing, (yes, that's exactly what's happening after they ignore the polite rejection), us, because they think they deserve the date they're asking for.

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ThatHorse 15

What's worse is the guys who resort to rape to try and force the woman to be with them. That actually happened to a friend of mine too. She was raped because the guy thought he owned her just because he liked her.

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vicksblue 17

#68 same way if thinking, different consequences. Men who think women owe them dates tend to think women owe them sex too. A no is a no. Not even that, the absence of a yes is a no. For some reason that is so hard for some (men) to understand.

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SauceySarah 30

Oh my god your username, OP.

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Futacy 29

"Kindly **** off and die." You seem like an interesting one. FYL though

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SPN_lover666 27

It sounds like OP kept telling the guy no and he kept flirting with her any ways. OP doesn't deserve any of the comments that are basically calling her a horrible person for lying to him

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SarkasticGenius 7

"All my hints for him to kindly **** off and die" Wtf is this?

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SPN_lover666 27

OP was telling him that she wasn't interested and the dumbass kept flirting with her.

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hplover32 18

I've been there. except when I told the guy I was a lesbian he said he'd have a sex change operation.

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CoupeDeAce 6

Have to admire the dedication. Men don't understand subtle hints or obvious hints. Wtf with hints? Just be absolute and perfectly clear.

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ThePandoricaOpen 18

That's just it, that's the first thing OP did. Some guys just don't seem to understand, women are just as human as they are, and NOT objects that exist solely for the purpose of pleasing them.

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GamerG0DDESS 29

I really really hoped I was the only one that has ever had this happen to them. I'm so sorry you had to go through that. There are some real creeps out there.

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