By Brittany - 23/12/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
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StalkerChick 13

Please don't be from the South. We get enough crap about this...

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mikepzz 27

I bet the family reunions get just a bit awkward after that eh?

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winkydog4056 16

Ok, Winky has asked how OP's could get YDI votes on many FML's....but this one!? How could she pissibly deserve THIS?!?!

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LuckBeNimble 19

for being TOO attractive. maybe if she wasn't such a complete sex goddess, her own flesh and blood wouldn't want to make inbred children with her. I mean, geez! does she have to be so crotch-eruptingly hot? selfish.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#55- Was the word "pissibly" a pun on the fact that you're a dog? You know, "piss"? :P

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annie_nk 22

91 - crotch...eruptingly....hot. You win on so many levels.

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denden_mushi 11

In some places that's perfectly fine, so I don't really see the problem...you could also pull a Kirito and flirt with him in an online game even though you have someone else.

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RedmontFief 7

Wait when did Kirito flirt with anyone other than Asuna? :o

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jjessen 20

He did so without t realizing it, and by the way, I made a SAO reference on the first comment chain :P

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Philerup31 12

Is your cousin Ned Beatty?

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kathbutter 12

yeah but he's your first cousin, so you have your cousins, then you have your first cousins, then you have your second cousins.. that's not right is it?

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outerspacey 2

Scientifically speaking, being in love with a cousin isn't weird. You really don't share a whole lot of genes with them so it's easy to be attracted to one.

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WrongRomance 11

Tell his parents. Tell your parents. Get a restraining order. Make things really awkward for the next family shindig.

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maz95 17

This is going to be a difficult one to get past...

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