By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
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By Paula - 24/08/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was walking to work when I noticed a cute guy ahead of me. He turned into every single street that I needed to take, and I started to worry he might think I was following him. Just as I was about to overtake him and prove I wasn't a creep, he turned into the building where I work. He's the new intern. Now I have to avoid eye contact for the rest of my life. FML
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actionwaters 3

but you gave him your number and he annoys you?

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missrit 0

Don't be rude and talk to him for a while. It's more like FHL cause he probably thought you were his friend.

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cptmorgan15 2

Gene Simmons? John Holmes? Gene Holmes?

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triggerit 5

have a sex with him, perhaps it helps to stop annoy him

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goaliemkl123 8

it's not have a sex with him. it's have sex with him. no A

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goaliemkl123 8

why would u go for Italian. it's one thing to speak english with an Italian accent, but it's an entirely different level to type it.

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chester75 5

maybe one of her friends gave to him, or most obvious the phone book.

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missrit 0

Chester, you know phone books don't list cell phone numbers, right?

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NCR 0

give him a chance he might be rich or have a big dick

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JenL_fml 7

And why does he has your number if he annoys you like you claim?

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Sprocket 5

To everyone wondering why he had her number: 1) They know each other, so he likely wasn't originally annoying. 2) School directory could list cellphone numbers or you listed it on Facebook. Both bad ideas. 3) He asked a friend.

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hey_its_kristi 0

4. It could be a work extension number.

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ckyorelse 18

YDI for not putting your phone on silent

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MotleyLue86 0

they could be just a normal person trying to talk to you and you could just be a stuck up bitch... did that ever cross your mind?

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NubianAngel 0

Happen to me before!!! next time be quick and turn the volume off!

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MikiBoy 0

Give the girl a break, I know her and I also know how annoying the guy is with her - he's even invited himself over to her house without her consent. ¬.¬ And he got her number by asking mutual friends... The only reason I'd say YDI to her is because she's too shy to tell him to GTFO aloud, after this it seems he at least got the message...

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MikiBoy 0

do you mean how he got the message? well, i think it finally go through to him how much he creeps her out her when he realised what measures shed go too, to avoid speaking to him

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