By Wolf145 - 11/10/2012 05:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a haunted house opened up next to my restaurant and they've gotten into the habit of scaring me as I'm cleaning up at night. They stay open for another month. FML
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MrsPegg 45

I personally find that awesome! People pay good money for a good scare and you're getting it for free! If it is at all possible, maybe you can get them back(you may as well make the best of it)?

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mikepzz 27

make them pasta on the house. use lots and lots of xlax. lock your bathrooms :)

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stormchaser24 24

Maybe try to file a trespass notice against them, that is if they are coming on your property to scare you.

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emh86 14

Just casually wear a black cloak and a scream mask when all the customers leave tomorrow..

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harkerk87 3

I would get one of those air megaphone things and blow it at them and scare then back lol

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Corrupt_waffles 13

OH MY GOD IM SORRY DUDE!!! I WORK AT THAT HAUNTED HOUSE!!!!! I'm dying right now!!!!

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WhiteX 0

Noor, in the 3/4 years I have read FML. This comment is the one that made me make an account. The laughter is still hurting my ribs. Thank you.

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weby11 12

Scare them back! Pretend they gave you a heart attack and pretend to die.. And then when they get worried you laugh in their face....... They'll probably leave you alone after that

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