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By trolls have hit the gutters - 17/02/2015 18:23 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 11:44 - United States

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By sadness - 29/11/2010 18:58 - South Africa

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

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By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 01:49 - United States

Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML

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By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

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RenoTheRhino 30

Wednesday 18 February 2015 0:15

Was he a homeless man wearing a suit and with combed hair?

_kyleG_ 34

Wednesday 18 February 2015 0:17

Classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. Or if you like psychology- he's using projection as a defense mechanism.

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wolfy314 5

Wednesday 18 February 2015 3:09

If a homeless guy said it.. I mean come on what's he got to lose.. Maybe he was right op

coraline123c 23

Wednesday 18 February 2015 3:54

I'm sure he knows what he's talking about

kaed 16

Wednesday 18 February 2015 4:29

Oh, the irony.

ShadowGenius 12

Wednesday 18 February 2015 4:38

Take a shower and homeless people won't say that haha

vikky538 28

Wednesday 18 February 2015 4:56

OP...what did you do?

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 18 February 2015 7:16

He was really talking about himself.

ooooohboy 15

Wednesday 18 February 2015 8:15

It's alright, an old guy told me if I cut off my hair I'd look like "that twerking girl".

thejonac 21

Wednesday 18 February 2015 8:36

don't take it too srsly OP. really.

thejonac 21

Wednesday 18 February 2015 8:37

he's really the only one around here who needs self-respect?

laughingtoohard 14

Wednesday 18 February 2015 8:59

The thing is you have the option to not look like shit because you have money. This man does not have any money.

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