No child needs to see stained, spotted underwear.Or at least,hopefully you were wearing underwear.... ahhh youth. Or was there a nasty deep gash, or a bad rash, ashy legs.. something?

its not like shes gonna see you again...

Modesty is the best policy, but wear what you want. Little kids interpret things differently. Once I told a man to shave his beard because it scared me. It's your life, though.

You should have told her that she could have been swallowed and walked away

Your pants musta been cool.

See, even the little girl knows what appropriate non skanky clothes are, now don't you feel stupid that a little girl has more common sense then you?

It is highly possible you shouldn't be wearing a skirt in public, but no one knows how to tell you this. I can understand you may be a little upset but this kid might have done you a favor by being so rude.

To clear it up for Americans (I myself being one of them) the little girl could see up the OP's skirt and tell that she wasn't wearing underpants, which is what the word pants means here.

At least she didn't say wear panties tomorrow.

Most likely a parental figure put her up to it. A reverse would have been the proper response in this situation. Example: would you ask your mother to just swallow next time?