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By whattdafuuukkkk - 05/06/2012 11:56 - United States

Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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Lonely

By reddd - 10/05/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Stella Grubner - 16/03/2010 06:42

Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML

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By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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Thick as thieves

By blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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RabidBunny 10

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:46

Well, Kristen...what did you say? :D

flockz 19

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:46

what kind of person wears pants in public?

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Gr8eStEv4 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 9:57

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch. You should of slapped her

BrianFalconi 1

Wednesday 6 June 2012 13:31

Kristen Lukas? 0.0

santel_fml 8

Wednesday 6 June 2012 14:44

Wow. Rude

hannaaaahr 33

Wednesday 6 June 2012 16:34

am I the only one who thinks this is kinda cute?

pawzluver 7

Tuesday 25 September 2012 0:15

I do:)

allie746 1

Wednesday 6 June 2012 16:58

Aren't they cute at that age

alpacaman 5

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:13

Parents nowadays need to be better. When I was a kid I called my dad Sir. You ever hear a kid call his dad sir nowadays

sparky333441 18

Thursday 7 June 2012 2:33

I'm Kristen too! Haha funny :)

i_love_giraffes 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 5:40

She could have Asperger's. Aspies love to ask questions...a lot...about weird random things. In fact, I could totally see my son's friend walking up to me and going "Um, excuse me, what's your name? Are you going to wear pants tomorrow? Are the fans on in your house or are they off?" Before I cut my hair short he would always come up to me and ask "Can you not wear a ponytail tomorrow?" He hated ponytails.

Steffi 26

Friday 28 June 2013 21:31

I have Aspergers, have met a lot of people with Aspergers, know a lot about Aspergers, and doubt this little girl has Aspergers. Aspergers doesn't make you (want to) ask random questions.