By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 01:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 450
You deserved it 63 171

Same thing different taste

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2ndSucks 15

She's stalking you, but you still screwed her? Smart.

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Darwin03 1

Been there. Not fun. Got a DNA test. It wasn't mine. I suggest you do the same.

I feel for ya, bro. I landed in that exact same boat in back in May. All I can say is that A: getting back with her is a bad idea, and B: If she is still all hyper-obsessive then use that to manipulate her mind. It's a dangerous line to walk, but it's that or run away. And nothing will rest harder on your guilt button than leaving a baby with a crazy women.

sleeping with a stalker NOT SMART!!!! if she is indeed a stalker...she couldve poked holes in the condom. DONT SLEEP WITH STALKERS!!! YDI

So despite hating how much of a stalker she is, you still had sex with her? You DEFINITELY deserve this one.

She prolly poked a hole in the condom bro. FYL

Why would you bang a "stalker". That might qualify as leading her on if you ask me.