By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 01:55 - United States

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Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
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2ndSucks 15

She's stalking you, but you still screwed her? Smart.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

You dick. If you aren't into her, why did you have sex with her? You deserve it for being a dumbass.

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redcanary 0

Maybe she's clingy because you're sleeping together and she expects a committed relationship. You obviously knew how she felt, you got what's coming to you. I hope you don't treat your baby like this when he or she becomes "clingy."

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pigbilly 0

My solution 2 condoms that you had... Or just pack your shit and move... Or suicide

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cheerluv15 0

Wow you'll see that if the child is yours that it will be the best thing that's ever happened to you

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reggiepops 0

You laid there and got it Can't be mad at the outcome

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solmiller 0

Safe sex is great sex, BETTER WEAR A LATEX

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