By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 01:55 - United States

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Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
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2ndSucks 15

She's stalking you, but you still screwed her? Smart.

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theressarina 2

Did you really think we'd say anything other than YDI? YDI.

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jaketheman222 0

Dude Ur a ******* tard for doing it with no condom and with a damn stalker

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KittahMonster 20

Your a retard. You: "OMG shes stalking me!!!! i guess ill just sleep with her." Me: wtf ydi forever. grow a brain and AT LEAST ONE ball.

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WinterSanctity 21

Why would you sleep with your stalker? Even if it's "borderline," it's still something you shouldn't do. Saying she's a stalker implies that 1. you two are not together and 2. you don't want to be together. Sleeping with her is the last thing you would want to do. Even if you didn't man it, you're telling her "I love you and I want to be with you." Also, if you're going to sleep with her anyways, you handle the protection. She's on the pill? Too bad, use a condom. Using a condom? Better be one of yours that she hasn't been able to get her hands on...

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gigi03 5

Thats why you always wrap your tool.

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cnr1234 2

Stop having sex with stage five clingers you idiot!

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eccles 17

You're kind of a prick.

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Timja83 0

Hopefully the kid doesn't turn out to be as dumb as the two of you!

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