By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 01:55 - United States

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Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
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2ndSucks 15

She's stalking you, but you still screwed her? Smart.

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Islander_fml 5

She's lying. If she's borderline stalker, she'll say anything to keep you. I had a friend whose ex told him she was pregnant when she wasn't. Tell her to abort it and move on.

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wriptidez 0

dna testing after child is born.....

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badactor009 0

"bout of intimacy" lmao Joined for life through parenthood. FYL When your kid is about 16... It is gonna ask you something like "with Mom? What were you thinking?"

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Mourningstar 4

MAKE SURE IT'S YOURS!!!! (sorry for yelling it)

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Epic_Times 10

You do realize if she was stalking you, having sex with her was gonna lead to a baby. Think about it. She's obsessed with you and she wants you in her life so she decided to trap you. Manipulation right there. It's manipulative women that make honest women like myself get labelled with a bad name. Sucks for you tho I spose.

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LullzKitteh 1

on the bright side, she's probably lying about being knocked up. if not, ydi for screwing her!

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lesuze 5

Well, if you're going to bang someone who you know is an obsessive, stalkerish clinger, what do you expect?

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pclaibourne 0

She's lieing!! Sceaming **** call her out

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