Transportation: Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex.... - FML

By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Spicy

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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By skinny dipper - 21/10/2011 02:48 - United States

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Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 08:00

Today, my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. Later, police turned up because mom thought she was underage. I had to desperately prove to some very angry officers that I met my girlfriend at university, and she’s almost a year older than I am. FML

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By DemCherries - 28/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Overland Park

Spicy

Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML

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Adventure time

By Spice gone wrong - 31/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML

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By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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aeslehc_ 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:08

YDI, you could have had sex somewhere else.

ROFLsyrup 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:20

YDI for doing it in your dad's SUV. I'd never even THINK of doing something like that.

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bmw535i 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 6:35

If I caught you having sex in my BMW, I'd stab you and rape your girlfriend.

djicog 0

Friday 25 May 2012 17:21

Shit dad could have caught u with a guy lol.... IDE b pround of my boy

beastwill64 16

Sunday 12 August 2012 5:25

Found On Road Dead

alyKATANA1 12

Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:57

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