By skinny dipper - 21/10/2011 02:48 - United States

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Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
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FreshSalad 1

Well you see officer, we were going to go swimming but then uh, our , um, clothes got dirty so we had to take them off... Just arrest me.

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BonerTooLong 1

At least you two weren't playing naked twister!

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iEthan 5

OP is going to get beat now, and get fined.

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NightmareStalker 0

tbh your lucky, if anything, legally, you will have less of a punishment because his daughter was involved and I'm sure he won't want her getting into any trouble... unless he's a dick. then your ******.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Hopefully you came out clean after the matter OP.

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enonymous 8

You have the right to remain tazered. Anything you say will be held against you by my shotgun...

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bugsfunny 0

Atleast you have his daughter =P

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rexgar2000 10

WARNING... tampering with my daughter will result in constant beating that you'll never forget.

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changesinme 0

'Oh hi dad, just skinny dippin' as per usual'

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rawrkittyrawr 6

At least you werent caught skinny dipping with your sister

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hinchkongfang 0

It coulda been worse... It coulda been the arresting officers wife as well as his daughter... Just like machete!!!

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kyarush 10

Lol well then... Don't let him know you got some stink finger

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DynamicDave 11

Must have been awkward, you say? No, I'm sure it was rather a comfortable experience.

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JinxosGirl87 0

Should have asked him to join you! :P

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Palirose 22

#92 LOL. I seen that movie the other night. It was hella funny.

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bhangu023 0

Thumbs up for almost getting it in, thumbs down for picking a bad location

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theten_fml 9

If you were skinny dipping with my daughter i would have pepper sprayed while you're still nude

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SOD_sonofdixie 5

Let's not stray from the real point... That is one hell of a story to tell the grand kids later..... Thank you for being a true American. God bless you.

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syki 22

I'll bet he was happy to *see* you.

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dirtbiker267 0

No I think #3 was meaning it as he would be pleased to meet him for the first time it never said they were dating so I'm guessing first impression wasn't good

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syki 22

No shit? It wasn't a correction, it was an addition. Hate-boner, anyone?

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schaflava 0

I bet he wanted to kill you to death.

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Chaboigin 0

I bet he wanted to kill him until he was alive

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FrenchToast94 0

124- Just wow. Kill you to death? When you get killed, you do die.. Lmao Smh

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FreshSalad 1

Well you see officer, we were going to go swimming but then uh, our , um, clothes got dirty so we had to take them off... Just arrest me.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I hope you don't mind me being random, but I think salads that are perfect are ******* awesome. Your picture is an example of such a salad (albeit a simple one). :D

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rexgar2000 10

this reminds me of the movie take me home tonight.

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satph 12

43- you made me LOL for a good 5 minutes just then :D keep up the irrelevant comments!

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Youngnut18 6

Haha that's funny 43, that picture of that salad and his profile description really caught my attention.. Well done.

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natashax21 5

That looks like a great salad. I'm dying for a ceasar salad with chicken right now:(!

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FreshSalad 1

Ladies, ladies one at a time please.

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tehslack 5

Oh, the teenage FML drama.

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Epsilonyx 15

Sounds like you live in a small town...really small.

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random_ribbons 15

You do realize that the size of a state doesn't determine the size of a town, right?

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ramboman19 8

I don't mean to be over-cliché with the fail comments, but.....^^^FAIL^^^

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kate1238 9

Wait what makes you thonk its a small town?

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SPD935 5

Bet that was awkward. Cops are assholes anyway, and you just compounded the problem by involving his daughter. YDI.

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Dark__Angel66 24

You're an asshole for saying cops are assholes.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Not all cops are. Besides, the girl might not like OP and staged the thing.

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Drummerboy1234 0

^ DUN DUN DUNN.

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azurewave 6

Op never said she was a boy. They could have been just friends having fun.

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jwade11 12

I've been in that situation!!!! Lol

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_daniellesays_ 10

I don't really see how that kind of situation could be 'lol'-ed at even when being looked back upon...

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Lenho 26

You'll die sad, #30. If you can't laugh at yourself, your screwed. Life's not perfect, so, if it turns its back on you, grab its ass.

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