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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

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By benjo - 06/08/2013 18:07 - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 23:54 - Belgium - Gent

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2014 21:53 - United States - Springboro

Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML

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By TheDeathguard - 20/07/2017 20:05

Today, a couple yelled at me and reported me to the homeowner association for "watching them make out" at the pool. I'm the lifeguard. FML

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By Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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Saturday 2 July 2011 23:26

Hmm, where do you live exactly? I think I know some people that would do this.

SorrowFull 8

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:33

why the pool, when the can use the showers in the pool house? Were they wearing their clothes so they could do their laundry at the same time?

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chelseaaababyyy 17

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:01

uhhh.. that is... strange lol

babygirlc1 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:47

when I do that I usually just shower in the shower part lol.

nashvillelover 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:52

Lmfao!!!!!!!!! this right here made my life!!!!! im sooooo going to try that!!!! omg!!! genius!!!

PMS_Queen 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:55

Ahahaha!!! Mexican bath time!!!!

LikeaPRESIDENT 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:59

that's f*cking awesome

Bubbles1354 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:44

thts pretty stupid because pools have clorene and even if the try to clean themselves there still gonna be dirty

xluckynumber17x 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:47

I'm pretty sure all the urnine in the pool will cancel out the soap

bzett 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:55

thats americans for ya. -my british cousin.

ReynshineCutting 10

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:55

...they probably weren't American...

stepho14 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:03

that would be epic if the pool was actual water and nit filled with chlorine ;D

starrpower 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:38

have fun cleanin all that up. but hey, it could've been worse. they could've used it as a very large toilet.

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