By NotGabe - 01/09/2013 14:25 - United States - Houston

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML
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NotGabe 28

OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.

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RoseBlack123 37

^ you being a dude just made this 10 times funnier!

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NoNamesFree 8

I found this funnier than I should have.. Still sucks for you OP!

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Comments

JoeyJaws68 18

How is a customer asking where your nipples are common?

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Selkhe 10

Probably in reference to the ones they use for baby bottles and stuff.

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JoeyJaws68 18

Oh, when they say your nipples, they mean the stores nipples not op's nipples. Got it, thanks a lot.

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amiewithaj 13

I work for the company too, people don't grope us in this store haha FYL

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KayleighS14 8

Ouch. That hurts just to think about it.

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FrankHotpants 31

Pretty sure that's harassment, you shouldn't just stand there and take it.

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wobbley 9

I would hate for that to happen. get the person banned from the store

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