By NotGabe - 01/09/2013 14:25 - United States - Houston

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML
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NotGabe 28

OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.

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RoseBlack123 37

^ you being a dude just made this 10 times funnier!

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NoNamesFree 8

I found this funnier than I should have.. Still sucks for you OP!

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skyeyez9 24

Purple nurpled at Babies R Us.

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ao34501 5

That is when you find security and get that person arrested

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HopeQTPi 2

That is sexual/physical assault, whether you're male or female. Ask your management to review your security tapes & attempt to identify the customer so you can press charges. It may not be successful, but people should learn to physically respect you & your body.

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dinagdotphoto 13

You mean i could have pressed charges in a woman who threw a nice cappuccino sample I made for politely asking her to leave her chihuahua outside the cafe I worked for at the time? If that were the case, half of these "disgruntled customers" would get the can instead of free drink coupons from managers everywhere. Unfortunately, the policy of "customer is always right" breeds these "people", who get rewards for abuse instead of legitimate cases of customer service mess-ups.. These people account for what, 10-20% of all FMLs?.. I feel for you, OP. FYL

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dinagdotphoto 13

What. The F. Is wrong. With. Some. People?.. This is why I'm antisocial.

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srogue74 5

ROFL. anyone else read that last line as; "i need a *******"?

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Ari1337 15

I'm 92% sure you're the only one...

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jw90 18

Should of just flashed her and gave her what she wanted.

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