By NotGabe - 01/09/2013 14:25 - United States - Houston

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML
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NotGabe 28

OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.

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RoseBlack123 37

^ you being a dude just made this 10 times funnier!

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NoNamesFree 8

I found this funnier than I should have.. Still sucks for you OP!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I don't think Purple Nurple or Titty Twister was in the job description. O.o FYL OP.

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mintyowlgirl 20

Yeah I voted yes on this in the moderates :D

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Zinging 8

I'd have punch that shopper in theface for touching my breasts!

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WhiteCrimson 23

I would be so pissed if someone has to do that to me. YLS OP.....

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rt156 16

How???why????what has that got to do nething with the baby products?was she checking to see if u use them and what it made ur breats feel like.....that is weird

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JustSarah 13

And I thought I had a bad job... I feel sorry for you.

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jazalea8 16

I would have called the cops. That would be assault and battery, as well as sexual harassment. Sue for emotional damages if you want.

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gimmicksz 9

I wanna know whyyyy this is a common question....

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JayLeAnne 9

The OP thought the customer was asking where the tops for baby bottles were. They are called nipples, so a lot of people go to a baby store and ask where the nipples are.

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keif_623 10

wow. its not rocket science this is really easy to understand

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